“Cool Cat Saves the Kids” Directed by Derek Savage

Cool Cat
I have seen the eyes of the devil. This movie is proof that god exists cause there is a devil! And he goes by the name of Derek Savage with his False Prophet Cool Cat! Also the cop was in A LOT OF PORN! My jokes about Pedophilia might have been true! This movie is so poorly edited, so poorly acted, bad audio, awful music, GOD AWFUL SINGING, terrible “special effects”, and an annoying ass preaching about bullying and how awesome Cool Cat is! I was laughing and screaming every time he was on screen! He was with kids all the time and I felt he should be nowhere near kids! There was an awful twenty minute scene of him just driving and walking down a parade. Vivica Fox and Eric Estrada are in this and both have contempt filled faces that just says “I’m getting paid…RIGHT!?” This was a truly awful experience. This makes Monster a Go-Go look like goddamn Citizen Kane!
Final Verdict: -3/10 Furry Masks.

2 thoughts on ““Cool Cat Saves the Kids” Directed by Derek Savage”

  1. Don’t worry, It’ll all be okay.

    Cool Cat will one day get what’s coming to him.

    Which is probably an arrest under the charges of Pedophilia tbh.

    also come on man you can’t talk about this movie without mentioning Butch the Bully!

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